The Safest in Zero Zero Zero Zero
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Zero Zero Zero Zero is ranked 9,558th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Space Nation of Escomwell | Democratic Socialists | “We will stand strong!” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Larchherb | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 3. |  The Holy Empire of Rambler32 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “While the worst Are full of passionate intensity” |