The Rudest Citizens in Zentari
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Constitutional Empire of Zurkerx | Anarchy | “The Empire Shall Grow” | |
| 2. |  The Federation of Narsarka | Capitalizt | “For the Greater good” | |
| 3. |  The National Republic of Thermodolia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Prosperity through hard work” | |
| 4. |  The Christian Republic of Idoho | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Long Live Idoho” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Soeman | Iron Fist Consumerists | “For Sœmân!” | |
| 6. |  The Federation of Sol Union | New York Times Democracy | “For the Federation” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Washington Resistance Army | Father Knows Best State | “motto” | |
| 8. |  The Battleship of BB-61 USS Iowa | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Our Liberties We Prize, Our Rights We Will Maintain” | |
| 9. |  The Theocracy of State of Vaticane City | Moralistic Democracy | “In Cathedra Petri” | |
| 10. |  The People's Socialist Republic of Isla de Flores | Psychotic Dictatorship | “The People will Rise” |