The Healthiest Citizens in Your Fathers Mustache
A measure of the general physical health of citizens in each nation.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Leg of God of Georgios Samaras | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Draw me like one of your French girls” | |
| 2. |  The Relaxing Naps on the Bench of The Junior Griffey | Father Knows Best State | “You had me at meat tornado” |