The Largest Governments in Your Fathers Mustache
World Census agents lined up at public agencies around the world in order to study the extent of government in nations, taking into consideration economic output, social and cultural significance, and raw size.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Leg of God of Georgios Samaras | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Draw me like one of your French girls” | |
| 2. |  The Relaxing Naps on the Bench of The Junior Griffey | Father Knows Best State | “You had me at meat tornado” |