The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Yaren
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Controlador | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Puppet” | |
| 2. |  The State of Gaspar | Anarchy | “West Alliance” | |
| 3. |  The State of MacDougall | Right-wing Utopia | “- please, no recruiting -” | |
| 4. |  The Queen's State of Mikhail Kalinin | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Oblast” | |
| 5. | The State of Opeepeesway | Corporate Bordello | “OPP's way” | |
| 6. |  The State of Southern Atlantic | Civil Rights Lovefest | “For State” | |
| 7. |  The State of Stopperside | Father Knows Best State | “Dare i say” | |
| 8. |  The District of Variola | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Community” |