The Highest Crime Rates in Wysteria
World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.
As a region, Wysteria is ranked 296th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.
|1.||The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier||Capitalist Paradise||“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”|
|2.||The Huddled Terrified Masses of Keyser Soze||Capitalizt||“Then he showed those men of will what will really was.”|
|3.||The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee||Capitalist Paradise||“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”|
|4.||The Nihilist Hippy Commune of Ummagumma||Left-wing Utopia||“You are only coming through in waves.”|
|5.||The Indomitable Borderlands of The Grendels||Compulsory Consumerist State||“The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.”|
|6.||The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla Vista||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!”|
|7.||The Wet Coast Hockey Republic of Go Canucks Go||Capitalist Paradise||“Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, good bye!”|
|8.||The Disputed Territories of Obstinacy||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Per freta hactenus negata”|
|9.||The Bird Is The Word of Hydroponic Nation||Civil Rights Lovefest||“All Your Cookies Are Belong To Us”|
|10.||The Republic of Miratejo||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Aqui quem se lixa é o mexilhão!”|