The Highest Crime Rates in Wysteria

World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.

As a region, Wysteria is ranked 296th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of TremalkierCapitalist Paradise“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”
2.The Huddled Terrified Masses of Keyser SozeCapitalizt“Then he showed those men of will what will really was.”
3.The Richly Blended Peoples of KoffeeCapitalist Paradise“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”
4.The Nihilist Hippy Commune of UmmagummaLeft-wing Utopia“You are only coming through in waves.”
5.The Indomitable Borderlands of The GrendelsCompulsory Consumerist State“The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.”
6.The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla VistaCompulsory Consumerist State“Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!”
7.The Wet Coast Hockey Republic of Go Canucks GoCapitalist Paradise“Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, good bye!”
8.The Disputed Territories of ObstinacyInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Per freta hactenus negata”
9.The Bird Is The Word of Hydroponic NationCivil Rights Lovefest“All Your Cookies Are Belong To Us”
10.The Republic of MiratejoCompulsory Consumerist State“Aqui quem se lixa é o mexilhão!”
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