The Most Cheerful Citizens in Wysteria
The World Census shared cheeky grins with citizens around the world in order to determine which were the most relentlessly cheerful.
As a region, Wysteria is ranked 26,646th in the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Nihilist Hippy Commune of Ummagumma | Left-wing Utopia | “You are only coming through in waves.” | |
| 2. |  The Nak Nakian WA Embassy of Fortune1 | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!” | |
| 3. |  The Classy Realm of Half-Milers | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Sioux is a girl's name.” | |
| 4. |  The Gentle Peoples of Outter Micronesia | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “My rights end where yours begin...” | |
| 5. |  The Matriarchy of Innato | Left-Leaning College State | “Compassion - our compass, our passion” | |
| 6. |  The Grand Imperial Province of Pendulous | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Pseudaletia Unipuncta” | |
| 7. |  The Holy Empire of Equus | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Carpe diem.” | |
| 8. |  The Insane Ramblings of Troll-la-la | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Same As It Ever Was” | |
| 9. |  The Free Collectives of Righteous Lefties | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Sharing is caring!” | |
| 10. |  The Corporate Republic of Augustalia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Conservative, compassionate - and as stubborn as hell.” |