The Smartest Citizens in Wysteria
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
As a region, Wysteria is ranked 384th in the world for Smartest Citizens.
|1.||The Classy Realm of Half-Milers||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Sioux is a girl's name.”|
|2.||The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee||Capitalist Paradise||“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”|
|3.||The Gentle Peoples of Outter Micronesia||Scandinavian Liberal Paradise||“My rights end where yours begin...”|
|4.||The Nak Nakian WA Embassy of Fortune1||Scandinavian Liberal Paradise||“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”|
|5.||The Disputed Territories of Obstinacy||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Per freta hactenus negata”|
|6.||The Grand Duchy of Marldeep||New York Times Democracy||“Eh, whatever”|
|7.||The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla Vista||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!”|
|8.||The Indomitable Borderlands of The Grendels||Compulsory Consumerist State||“The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.”|
|9.||The Nihilist Hippy Commune of Ummagumma||Left-wing Utopia||“You are only coming through in waves.”|
|10.||The Architeuthis Dux of Cthonian Wasteland||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Ia! Ia! - Azathoth, Azathoth RA RA RA!”|