The Most Devout in Wysteria
World Census Inquisitors conducted rigorous one-on-one interviews probing the depth of citizens' beliefs in order to determine which nations were the most devout.
As a region, Wysteria is ranked 669th in the world for Most Devout.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of Feckface | Corporate Police State | “All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!” | |
| 2. |  The Kingdom of Francon | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Montjoie Saint Denis!” | |
| 3. |  The Dominion of Complete Bastards | Iron Fist Consumerists | “We don't want the world, we just want your half.” | |
| 4. |  The Revived Empire of Dub Dizzle | Iron Fist Consumerists | “To err is human, to forgive is not our policy.” | |
| 5. |  The Dominion of The Captain | Corporate Police State | “A friendly place for the upper class” | |
| 6. |  The Architeuthis Dux of Cthonian Wasteland | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Ia! Ia! - Azathoth, Azathoth RA RA RA!” | |
| 7. |  The Blighted Holy Skavendom of North Sloughtown Metropolis | Iron Fist Consumerists | “I think the goddamn capital is burning again...” | |
| 8. |  The Nak Nakian WA Embassy of Fortune1 | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!” | |
| 9. |  The Grotesque Playground of Mackintosh | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Success is knowing who to blame for your failures.” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Imenvje | Corporate Police State | “Yaq Bujj ya Dekh Oyudd Nadh q' Ma'as” |