The Fattest Citizens in Wysteria
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31. |  The Parliamentary Dukedom of Viscongia | Father Knows Best State | “Wholesome Days are coming!” | |
| 32. |  The Dominion of Honululu | Capitalist Paradise | “Financial Gain Over All” | |
| 33. |  The Republic of Seydisfodur | Left-wing Utopia | “Freedom for everyone” | |
| 34. |  The Itchy Red Patch of Norvikeland | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Me winning isn't. You do.” | |
| 35. |  The Republic of Yarmatia | Left-wing Utopia | “Republīka Jarmät” | |
| 36. |  The Free Land of Halluci Nations | Left-wing Utopia | “The callers of names cannot see us, but we can see them” | |
| 37. |  The Fairytale Kingdom of Edamant | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We All Rise Together” | |
| 38. |  The People's Republic of Tazhakia | Left-wing Utopia | “.” | |
| 39. |  The Transhumanist Collective of McDolenia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 40. |  The Commonwealth of Aukaria | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Blessings Upon Your Noble House” |