The Fattest Citizens in Wyndia
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Wyndia is ranked 987th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Legend of Jedland | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Canada” | |
| 2. |  The Community of Icebreaker Ships | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Smooth ice is paradise” | |
| 3. |  The Avon of The River Severn | Psychotic Dictatorship | “If at first you don't succeed, your fired” | |
| 4. |  The Eager Board of State Executioners | Corporate Police State | “Just keep 'em comin'.” | |
| 5. |  The Incorporated States of The Last Issue | Psychotic Dictatorship | “My last my everything” | |
| 6. |  The Office of The Yooo Ambassador | Iron Fist Consumerists | “In the middle of things you will go most safe” | |
| 7. |  The City Limits of ChicosLogos | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Today Decides Tomorrow” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Frozen Bananas | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Banana Republic” | |
| 9. |  The Federation of Skoda Drivers | Psychotic Dictatorship | “They paved paradise and put up a parking lot” | |
| 10. |  The Free Land of The Freetopians | Moralistic Democracy | “Paul McCartney wrote our ringtones” |