The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in World
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Jingoistic States of Avrondeq | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Things fall apart” | |
| 2. |  The District of Dahlquist Vox | Civil Rights Lovefest | “community” | |
| 3. |  The Federation of El Oro | Corporate Police State | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 4. |  The District of Il Mio Mondo | Civil Rights Lovefest | “My world” | |
| 5. |  The State of Mekatina | Conservative Democracy | “Beyond the next curve” | |
| 6. |  The State of Qsar | Anarchy | “Unity, Discipline, Work” | |
| 7. |  The State of Rodeo Girl | Tyranny by Majority | “Home Town Girl” | |
| 8. |  The State of SH-60 Sea Hawk | Capitalist Paradise | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 9. |  The Commonwealth of United-Territories | Left-Leaning College State | “En notre Union nous croyons” | |
| 10. |  The State of We Are One | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Together” |