The Most Extensive Public Healthcare in Woodstock
World Census interns were infected with obscure diseases in order to test which nations had the most effective and well-funded public healthcare facilities.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Dinner Theatre Actors | Left-Leaning College State | “It's Still Better than Children's Theatre ♪♪” | |
| 2. |  The Empire of Jimmy H | Tyranny by Majority | “Patience makes the heart grow fonder.” |