The Fattest Citizens in Winnipeg
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Ardenwood | Anarchy | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 2. |  The State of Reiwa | Anarchy | “We Will Endure” | |
| 3. |  The State of Totten | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Sky Is The Limit” | |
| 4. |  The State of Esir | Left-Leaning College State | “From Many, One - From One, Many” | |
| 5. |  The State of Peg 204 | Conservative Democracy | “Greatness Begins” | |
| 6. | The State of Meighen | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 7. |  The State of Verendrye | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Unum Cum Virtute Multorum” | |
| 8. |  The State of Magaalada Jabuuti | Psychotic Dictatorship | “You Can't Stop Religion” |