The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Washington

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The State of Al ShamalNew York Times Democracy“North Wind”
2.The District of ChelanAnarchy“Soaring Above It All”
3.The State of ChewelahInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Crossroads”
4.The Community of CowlitzCorporate Bordello“You Can't Stop Progress”
5.The Queen's State of Kloros ReapPsychotic Dictatorship“Scythe by quarter”
6.The State of Olympic CascadeCapitalizt“Eventually”
7.The State of OmakAnarchy“Right to the End”
8.The Republic of SeaTacCivil Rights Lovefest“Gateway to the Pacific Northwest”
9.The State of Spokane FallsNew York Times Democracy“From Humble Beginnings”
10.The State of TacasIron Fist Consumerists“State”
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