The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Washington
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The State of Al Shamal | New York Times Democracy | “North Wind” | |
2. | The District of Chelan | Anarchy | “Soaring Above It All” | |
3. | The State of Chewelah | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Crossroads” | |
4. | The Community of Cowlitz | Corporate Bordello | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
5. | The Queen's State of Kloros Reap | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Scythe by quarter” | |
6. | The State of Olympic Cascade | Capitalizt | “Eventually” | |
7. | The State of Omak | Anarchy | “Right to the End” | |
8. | The Republic of SeaTac | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Gateway to the Pacific Northwest” | |
9. | The State of Spokane Falls | New York Times Democracy | “From Humble Beginnings” | |
10. | The State of Tacas | Iron Fist Consumerists | “State” |