The Highest Crime Rates in Wales
World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Wormwood One | Anarchy | “A new beginning” | |
| 2. |  The Queen's State of Cymru King | Anarchy | “State” | |
| 3. |  The State of Celtic Briton | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “State” | |
| 4. | The State of Sir y Fflint | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “State” | |
| 5. |  The Queen's State of Bwrdeistref Sirol Conwy | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “County” | |
| 6. |  The State of Bro Morgannwg | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “County” | |
| 7. |  The State of Pen y bont ar Ogwr | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “County” | |
| 8. |  The District of Ryfelwr | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Community” | |
| 9. | The Republic of The Cymru Wales | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Mission Accomplished” | |
| 10. |  The Teyrnir of Gwaren | Left-Leaning College State | “Qrīdronnor Hepvos Issa” |