The Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry in Virginia
The World Census measured the rate of desertification in order to calculate which nations have the largest timber industry.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Zombie Pocahontas | Father Knows Best State | “steady, like the river” | |
| 2. |  The State of Yekaterinburg | Iron Fist Consumerists | “State” | |
| 3. |  The State of ICEX | Anarchy | “Exchange” | |
| 4. | The State of NPE | Anarchy | “State” | |
| 5. |  The Queen's State of Dictator 1600 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “State” | |
| 6. |  The District of Tox Uthat | Psychotic Dictatorship | “From Many, One” | |
| 7. |  The Queen's State of Dixon Beach | Anarchy | “Rising Up” | |
| 8. |  The State of Caulfeild | Left-wing Utopia | “Virginia Founder” | |
| 9. |  The State of Psychotic 1 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Psychotic Dictatorship” | |
| 10. |  The Democratic Republic of Mother of Presidents | Democratic Socialists | “Hail to the Chiefs” |