The Fattest Citizens in Vatican II

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Vatican II is ranked 14,710th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Holy Empire of The Almighty MareFather Knows Best State“Stupid people not allowed.”
2.The VRCC Security Office of The Stinkpot TurtleMoralistic Democracy“Guardian of the VRCC”
3.The Holy Catholic Archdiocese of Pope Ave MariaIron Fist Consumerists“You shall eat this bread and drink of this cup....”
4.The Holy Empire of The CarthusiansAuthoritarian Democracy“Stat Crux Dum Volvitur Orbis”
5.The Most Serene Republic of Sancta Sedes IDemocratic Socialists“Peace and favor from God”
6.The Old Forest of StorkInoffensive Centrist Democracy“it is not only fine feathers that make fine birds”
7.The Red Holy Catholic Division of The New Temple KnightsFather Knows Best State“Deus Unus Me Iudicare Potest”
8.The VRCC Cardinalate of ErasticaniusDemocratic Socialists“Let us walk by the cool waters with Christ, our Lord.”