The Fattest Citizens in Vatican II
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Vatican II is ranked 14,710th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Holy Empire of The Almighty Mare | Father Knows Best State | “Stupid people not allowed.” | |
| 2. |  The VRCC Security Office of The Stinkpot Turtle | Moralistic Democracy | “Guardian of the VRCC” | |
| 3. |  The Holy Catholic Archdiocese of Pope Ave Maria | Iron Fist Consumerists | “You shall eat this bread and drink of this cup....” | |
| 4. |  The Holy Empire of The Carthusians | Authoritarian Democracy | “Stat Crux Dum Volvitur Orbis” | |
| 5. |  The Most Serene Republic of Sancta Sedes I | Democratic Socialists | “Peace and favor from God” | |
| 6. |  The Old Forest of Stork | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “it is not only fine feathers that make fine birds” | |
| 7. | The Red Holy Catholic Division of The New Temple Knights | Father Knows Best State | “Deus Unus Me Iudicare Potest” | |
| 8. |  The VRCC Cardinalate of Erasticanius | Democratic Socialists | “Let us walk by the cool waters with Christ, our Lord.” |