The Highest Drug Use in Vatican II
World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Prelature Papacy of Erasticanius | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “May we all love each other, as we have been loved.” | |
| 2. |  The Most Serene Republic of Sancta Sedes I | Democratic Socialists | “Peace and favor from God” | |
| 3. |  The Old Forest of Stork | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “it is not only fine feathers that make fine birds” | |
| 4. |  The Red Holy Catholic Division of The New Temple Knights | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Deus Unus Me Iudicare Potest” | |
| 5. |  The VRCC Security Office of The Stinkpot Turtle | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Oberst of the VRCC” | |
| 6. |  The Holy Empire of The Almighty Mare | Father Knows Best State | “Stupid people not allowed.” |