The Rudest Citizens in Utah
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Robert Innes | Anarchy | “Searching” | |
| 2. |  The State of Wynorski | Anarchy | “State” | |
| 3. |  The State of Nephi | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “𐐊𐐶𐐩𐐿, 𐑋𐐴 𐑅𐐬𐑊!” | |
| 4. |  The State of Melrae | Benevolent Dictatorship | “By The People For The People” | |
| 5. |  The State of Morgenstond | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Territory” | |
| 6. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Utahraptors | Corporate Police State | “Pray in a pack, prey in a pack” | |
| 7. |  The District of Jackstone | Corporate Police State | “Community” | |
| 8. |  The Church of Latter Day Saints of The Mormon Papacy | Psychotic Dictatorship | “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” | |
| 9. |  The Queendom of Corranvagher | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Hide” | |
| 10. |  The Queendom of Cogma | Psychotic Dictatorship | “State” |