The Most Extensive Public Healthcare in Useless
World Census interns were infected with obscure diseases in order to test which nations had the most effective and well-funded public healthcare facilities.
As a region, Useless is ranked 19,116th in the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Holy Queendom of New Carvernia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “God Save the Queen” | |
| 2. |  The Loser State of Loosar | Left-Leaning College State | “Why bother?” | |
| 3. |  The People's Republic of Granuspern | Democratic Socialists | “Work Harder, Not Smarter” | |
| 4. |  The Hellish State of Alls Landclinnackedistan | Capitalizt | “NationStates” | |
| 5. |  The Commonwealth of Vacelber | Right-wing Utopia | “Vacelber Forever” |