The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in United States of America
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of -Florida | Anarchy | “TTPD” | |
| 2. |  The State of 11th Province | Capitalist Paradise | “RIP” | |
| 3. | The State of 1600 Pennsylvania | Corporate Bordello | “Annuit Caeptis Novus Ordo Seclorum” | |
| 4. |  The State of Abdulrahman | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 5. |  The Queendom of Abjie | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Strength Through Compliance” | |
| 6. |  The State of Abraham Wittle | Anarchy | “We Will Endure” | |
| 7. |  The State of Acetaminophenus | Anarchy | “Forever, hardly” | |
| 8. |  The State of Adelaide Lodge | Free-Market Paradise | “House” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of AFS-New Mexico | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Crescit Eundo” | |
| 10. |  The State of Ag Beal Feirste | Corporate Bordello | “City by the sandbank” |