United Otter Emirates World Census

After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.

As a region, United Otter Emirates is ranked 718^th in the world for Nudest.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Zombie Dominion of Molson Iceland	Father Knows Best State	“Moo”
2.	The Conch Republic of VinVachia	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Be happy, or not...whatever”
3.	The Protectorate of Firebrandington	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“Where we bow down to our Xbox Overlords”