United Otter Emirates World Census

The Nudest in United Otter Emirates

After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.

As a region, United Otter Emirates is ranked 718th in the world for Nudest.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Zombie Dominion of Molson IcelandFather Knows Best State“Moo”
2.The Conch Republic of VinVachiaCivil Rights Lovefest“Be happy, or not...whatever”
3.The Protectorate of FirebrandingtonScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Where we bow down to our Xbox Overlords”