United Otter Emirates
World Census
The Most Secular in United Otter Emirates
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
As a region, United Otter Emirates is ranked 1,878th in the world for Most Secular.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Zombie Dominion of Molson Iceland | Father Knows Best State | “Moo” | |
| 2. |  The Protectorate of Firebrandington | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Where we bow down to our Xbox Overlords” | |
| 3. |  The Conch Republic of VinVachia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Be happy, or not...whatever” |