United Otter Emirates
World Census
The Fattest Citizens in United Otter Emirates
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, United Otter Emirates is ranked 178th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Zombie Dominion of Molson Iceland | Father Knows Best State | “Moo” | |
| 2. |  The Conch Republic of VinVachia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Be happy, or not...whatever” | |
| 3. |  The Protectorate of Firebrandington | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Where we bow down to our Xbox Overlords” |