The Safest in United Otter Emirates
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Conch Republic of VinVachia | Left-Leaning College State | “Be happy, or not...whatever” | |
| 2. |  The Protectorate of Firebrandington | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Where we bow down to our Xbox Overlords” | |
| 3. |  The Zombie Dominion of Molson Iceland | Father Knows Best State | “Moo” |