United Otter Emirates World Census

The Smartest Citizens in United Otter Emirates

The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.

As a region, United Otter Emirates is ranked 1,392nd in the world for Smartest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Conch Republic of VinVachiaCivil Rights Lovefest“Be happy, or not...whatever”
2.The Protectorate of FirebrandingtonScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Where we bow down to our Xbox Overlords”
3.The Zombie Dominion of Molson IcelandFather Knows Best State“Moo”