The Most Compassionate Citizens in United Arab Emirates
Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Protectorate of Zabhad | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hoskagon se Gēlenka” | |
| 2. |  The State of CMXI | Democratic Socialists | “In Memory of 9-11” | |
| 3. |  The District of Anarchuar | Anarchy | “Community” | |
| 4. |  The United States of The UAE | Capitalist Paradise | “الإمارات العربية المتحدة” | |
| 5. |  The State of Basseterre Park | New York Times Democracy | “For Queen and Country” | |
| 6. |  The State of Raffaele | Corporate Bordello | “Always a New Beggining” | |
| 7. | The Queen's State of Wildron | New York Times Democracy | “Disputes Lead To Nothing” | |
| 8. |  The State of Kishinena | Anarchy | “Akamina Flats” | |
| 9. | The State of Calvertes | Anarchy | “It's Mine” |