The Most Rebellious Youth in United Arab Emirates
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of CMXI | Democratic Socialists | “In Memory of 9-11” | |
| 2. |  The State of Basseterre Park | New York Times Democracy | “For Queen and Country” | |
| 3. | The State of Calvertes | Anarchy | “It's Mine” | |
| 4. |  The State of Raffaele | Corporate Bordello | “Always a New Beggining” | |
| 5. | The Queen's State of Wildron | New York Times Democracy | “Disputes Lead To Nothing” | |
| 6. |  The State of Kishinena | Anarchy | “Akamina Flats” | |
| 7. |  The District of Anarchuar | Anarchy | “Community” | |
| 8. |  The United States of The UAE | Capitalist Paradise | “الإمارات العربية المتحدة” | |
| 9. |  The Protectorate of Zabhad | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hoskagon se Gēlenka” |