The Safest in Union of Free Nations
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Union of Free Nations is ranked 8,453rd in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Socialist Utopia of Gustpolvich | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Jesus was the first socialist.” | |
| 2. |  The All Consuming Federation of Onocarcass | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Truly think about what you want your legacy to be” | |
| 3. |  The Grand Republic of Killadonia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Start your own revolution and cut out the middleman” | |
| 4. |  The Dovortsia of Draos | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Goacx Tiscz Draosvasuy (Glory to Draos)” | |
| 5. |  The United Communes of Greater Dublin | Anarchy | “Guns and butter” | |
| 6. |  The Confederacy of The Gentle Wind | Left-wing Utopia | “Find beauty in everything” | |
| 7. |  The Free Land of Vladov | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Life is about love, last minutes and lost evenings” | |
| 8. |  The Community of Wentworthia | Democratic Socialists | “The best” | |
| 9. | The Ambassadorial Representative of Union of Free Nations Representative | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Ambassador of the Union of Free Nations” | |
| 10. |  The Ambassadorial Representative of Union of Free Nations Ambassador | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Ambassador of the Union of Free Nations” |