The Lowest Crime Rates in Ultimate Potato Republic
World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.
As a region, Ultimate Potato Republic is ranked 9,496th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Crocheted peoples of Hackey-sack | Democratic Socialists | “We are pretty good” | |
| 2. |  The Kingdom of The Cool Boys Nation | Democratic Socialists | “I have no idea” | |
| 3. |  The Gnarly Waves of Surfer Dude | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Gnarly Waves Dude!” | |
| 4. | The Immoral Empire of Ram wado dictation empire | Iron Fist Consumerists | “EEEEEEEHHHHHH!” | |
| 5. |  The Fried Egg of Eggzz | Iron Fist Consumerists | “What Came first, the Chicken or the Egg?” | |
| 6. |  The Immoral Empire of Gummun | Democratic Socialists | “Strength Through Compliance” | |
| 7. |  The Federation of West Apristan | New York Times Democracy | “Freedom, Peace, Justice” | |
| 8. |  The Potato-Pope of United Desri | Anarchy | “For The Forever Reign of The Potato!” |