The Highest Economic Output in Uganda
World Census bean-counters crunched the numbers to calculate national Gross Domestic Product. Older nations, with higher populations, were noted to have a distinct advantage.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Nuestro Himno | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Star Spangled Banner” | |
| 2. |  The State of Anna Stacia | Corporate Police State | “Try As I Might” | |
| 3. |  The District of Sayres | Capitalist Paradise | “Home Afar” | |
| 4. |  The State of Chase Morrison | Capitalist Paradise | “Caring is the beginning” | |
| 5. |  The State of Quarter-Master | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Eventually, I'll Get There” | |
| 6. |  The Queen's State of Seven Mile | Anarchy | “done gone too far” | |
| 7. |  The Queendom of San Joaquin River | Corporate Bordello | “We Will Endure” | |
| 8. |  The Colony of Mary Ann | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Vacation” |