The Lowest Crime Rates in Two
World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.
As a region, Two is ranked 1,214th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Democratic Republic of Cow Hunters | Corrupt Dictatorship | “If it eats grass, kill it!” | |
| 2. |  The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 162 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “2” | |
| 3. | The Incorporated States of Second Best Pack Storage 163 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Yeah” | |
| 4. | The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 166 | Moralistic Democracy | “2” | |
| 5. | The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 04 | Moralistic Democracy | “2” | |
| 6. | The Incorporated States of Second Best Pack Storage 40 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Yeah” | |
| 7. | The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 80 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “2” | |
| 8. | The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 117 | Moralistic Democracy | “2” | |
| 9. | The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 14 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “2” | |
| 10. | The Incorporated States of Second Best Pack Storage 42 | Moralistic Democracy | “Yeah” |