The Fattest Citizens in Togo
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The District of Grand Fisher | Anarchy | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 2. |  The Queen's State of Palikir | Anarchy | “One Spot Too Far” | |
| 3. |  The State of Einem | Compulsory Consumerist State | “A Place In Time” | |
| 4. |  The Queen's State of Quaerite | Corporate Bordello | “Terre” | |
| 5. |  The State of Strathearn Kent | New York Times Democracy | “The Garden” | |
| 6. |  The District of Saunier | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Our glorious Community” | |
| 7. |  The State of Baie Vert | New York Times Democracy | “RIP” | |
| 8. |  The State of Tulameen | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Sands of Time Stopped” | |
| 9. |  The Community of South Togoland | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Wealth, Work and State” |