The Fattest Citizens in Titan
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Titan is ranked 247th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Queendom of Zero-One | Capitalizt | “Welcome my son... Welcome, to the machine” | |
| 2. |  The Federated Segments of Scolopendra | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Idealism at All Costs!” | |
| 3. |  The Imperial Commonwealth of Khenala | Civil Rights Lovefest | “The needs of the many before the desires of the few.” |