The Fattest Citizens in Thegye
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Thegye is ranked 12,734th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Very Chilly Republic of Greater Tagrai | Anarchy | “Libertatem, Vitæ, Amoris” | |
| 2. |  The Rogue Empire of A Past Time | Anarchy | “Trust the Plan” | |
| 3. |  The Kingdom of Thrembar | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Do as you are Told.” | |
| 4. |  The Shijeunese Occupation Zone of Peraro Krotoik | Libertarian Police State | “Harmony in a sea of barbarity.” | |
| 5. |  The Empire of Corporation Monstrov | Capitalist Paradise | “Кто обзывается,тот сам так и называется” | |
| 6. |  The Most Serene Republic of The Flying Skylark | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “As I watch the Skylark fly, I see myself in its wings.” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Khazustan | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Compassion and freedom” | |
| 8. |  The Community of The lands of Dmitry Shihardin | Left-Leaning College State | “Don't let others disturb your music” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Malachor XV | New York Times Democracy | “We are all, and all are we” | |
| 10. |  The Empire of Japharax | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Have a pint” |