The Most Rebellious Youth in Thegye
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Yiyakyozuzati Soupy Colony of Zuzek | Libertarian Police State | “good soup” | |
| 2. |  The Hacsolotl of Axolotl Land | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Fard” | |
| 3. |  The Reformed People's Republic of Oklanania | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Perservere and survive, for one better future.” | |
| 4. |  The Commonality of Arva Telan | Corrupt Dictatorship | “él que tiene miedo de morir que no nazca” | |
| 5. |  The Queendom of Hellenside | Left-wing Utopia | “Hellenside! Hellenside! Hellenside!” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Malachor XV | New York Times Democracy | “We are all, and all are we” | |
| 7. |  The Colony of The Singer | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 8. | The Oppressed Peoples of A Deal With The Devil | Psychotic Dictatorship | “And hell broke out upon their measly, irrelevant souls.” | |
| 9. | The Dominion of Extonthi | Corporate Bordello | “Cash rules everything around me” | |
| 10. | The Republic of Pund Odereopia | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “We Will Endure” |