The Fattest Citizens in the West Pacific

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, the West Pacific is ranked 10,375th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Combined Corporations of Win MintsAnarchy“Noli me tangere”
2.The Lively Fanatic of Unified Democratic EuropeCorporate Bordello“Numquam Soli Ambulabitis”
3.The Holy Empire of HaedliaIron Fist Consumerists“For the blessed nation!”
4.The Free Market Plutocracy of New Portuguese EmpireCompulsory Consumerist State“Faber est suae quisque fortunae”
5.The Police State of SteveovilleIron Fist Consumerists“All Hail Steve!”
6.The Rogue Nation of CavaotinaAnarchy“Don't give us that look.”
7.The Imperium of Of mannnCorporate Police State“Suffer not the alien to live.”
8.The Kingdom of GiovannilandCorporate Bordello“Viva Giovanniterra!”
9.The Grumpy Old Grinch of MediobogdumCorrupt Dictatorship“Let Them Eat Pizza!”
10.The Right Wing Utopia of OzoiIron Fist Consumerists“☢ What a wonderful day to go to the liquor store! ☢”
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