The Fattest Citizens in the West Pacific
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, the West Pacific is ranked 10,375th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Combined Corporations of Win Mints | Anarchy | “Noli me tangere” | |
2. | The Lively Fanatic of Unified Democratic Europe | Corporate Bordello | “Numquam Soli Ambulabitis” | |
3. | The Holy Empire of Haedlia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “For the blessed nation!” | |
4. | The Free Market Plutocracy of New Portuguese Empire | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Faber est suae quisque fortunae” | |
5. | The Police State of Steveoville | Iron Fist Consumerists | “All Hail Steve!” | |
6. | The Rogue Nation of Cavaotina | Anarchy | “Don't give us that look.” | |
7. | The Imperium of Of mannn | Corporate Police State | “Suffer not the alien to live.” | |
8. | The Kingdom of Giovanniland | Corporate Bordello | “Viva Giovanniterra!” | |
9. | The Grumpy Old Grinch of Mediobogdum | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Let Them Eat Pizza!” | |
10. | The Right Wing Utopia of Ozoi | Iron Fist Consumerists | “☢ What a wonderful day to go to the liquor store! ☢” |