The Most Armed in the West Pacific
World Census experts took their lives into their hands in order to ascertain the average number of deadly weapons per citizen.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Combined Corporations of Win Mints | Anarchy | “Noli me tangere” | |
| 2. |  The Lively Fanatic of Unified Democratic Europe | Corporate Bordello | “Numquam Soli Ambulabitis” | |
| 3. |  The Kingdom of Giovanniland | Corporate Bordello | “Viva Giovanniterra!” | |
| 4. |  The Rogue Nation of Cavaotina | Anarchy | “Don't give us that look.” | |
| 5. |  The Pirate Nation of The Brethren C0urt | Anarchy | “And really bad eggs. Drink up me 'earties. Yo ho.” | |
| 6. |  The Corporatocracy of Free Zone 6 | Capitalizt | “Where Freedom Thrives” | |
| 7. |  The Empire of Empire of a Million Suns | Iron Fist Consumerists | “In individuals, insanity is rare but in groups the norm” | |
| 8. |  The Free People of True Ana | Anarchy | “Rid yourself of government oppression.” | |
| 9. |  The Federal Republic of Fallgriffin | Father Knows Best State | “Deus, Misericordia Et Verbum” | |
| 10. |  The Most Gilt Republic of Fhaengshia | Anarchy | “The Light of Lost Time” |