The Fattest Citizens in The Village
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, The Village is ranked 27,068th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Ostentatious Grand Duchy of Markreich | Anarchy | “For all whom miss 1908.” |