The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in The United Nations of the Atlantic
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Rogue Nation of -Hero- | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Purarastarder | Left-wing Utopia | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Roulette 35 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Spin the wheel, test your luck.” | |
| 4. |  The Commonwealth of Skaians | Anarchy | “Patience is a conquering virtue.” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Taiko no Tatsujin 16 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Vezirja | Civil Rights Lovefest | “I'm extra... communitarian.” |