The Most Compassionate Citizens in The Union of States
Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Mountain State of Wyoming | Anarchy | “State” | |
| 2. |  The Queen's State of State of Arkansas | Anarchy | “State” | |
| 3. |  The State of Great State of Georgia | Anarchy | “State” | |
| 4. |  The State of Vienda | Anarchy | “By The People For The People” | |
| 5. |  The State of Yewpyoc | Anarchy | “Home” | |
| 6. |  The State of Hamedan | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 7. |  The District of Small Hope | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Loyal to Our Glorious Community” | |
| 8. |  The State of Sam Moore | Corporate Police State | “Praise The Lord” |