The Trunk of a Pontiac Tempest World Census

The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in The Trunk of a Pontiac Tempest

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Matriarchy of Apple FritterMoralistic Democracy“I don't do windows...”
2.The Commonwealth of Aria DaeLiberal Democratic Socialists“By The People For The People”
3.The Republic of Barry DylanFather Knows Best State“Is that how you raid, Barry? Why yes it is, Other Barry”
4.The Empire of Bat Pony NationInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Eeeeeeee!!”
5.The Kingdom of BeezwaxCorporate Police State“SWARM!”
6.The Republic of BeOSCompulsory Consumerist State“Symmetric multiprocessing!”
7.The Theocracy of Captain BisonIron Fist Consumerists“YES!”
8.The Sharecroppers of Carrot TopLiberal Democratic Socialists“Another one of Melody's stupid pony puppets.”
9.The Republic of China Infantry GeneralPsychotic Dictatorship“....”
10.The Queendom of CognitumMother Knows Best State“...”