The Nicest Citizens in The Trunk of a Pontiac Tempest
World Census sociology experts studied citizens from various nations to determine which seemed most friendly and concerned for others.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Tranquil Matriarchy of Rarityville | Democratic Socialists | “Diamonds, rubies, and gems, oh my!” | |
| 2. |  The Sharecroppers of Carrot Top | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Another one of Melody's stupid pony puppets.” | |
| 3. |  The Rick Astanian Empire of The HolyDivines | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Bad luck smile on you, friend.” | |
| 4. |  The Skyward Empire of Flitter | Capitalizt | “Sing the song of angels everywhere.” | |
| 5. |  The Federation of Scaled Dragons | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Of scales and soundness.” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of BeOS | Father Knows Best State | “Symmetric multiprocessing!” | |
| 7. |  The New Canterlot Republic of Littlepip | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Littlepip is best pony.” | |
| 8. |  The Matriarchy of Apple Fritter | Moralistic Democracy | “I don't do windows...” | |
| 9. |  The Wrath of The Army of Yuri | Democratic Socialists | “Be one with Yuri!!” | |
| 10. |  The Theocracy of Captain Bison | Iron Fist Consumerists | “YES!” |