The South Pacific World Census

The Nudest in the South Pacific

After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.

As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 8,436th in the world for Nudest.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Free Land of KottlinAnarchy“By The People For The People”
2.The Biophilic State of BjorkikistanCivil Rights Lovefest“You can't say no to hope, can't say no to happiness”
3.The Republic of New ScrunkLeft-wing Utopia“Let's go sicko mode”
4.The Free Land of CarlestanAnarchy“Don't touch my stuff and get off my lawn”
5.The Most Serene Republic of GymnostanLiberal Democratic Socialists“Man came from apes; society came from man.”
6.The Empire of TerirrarreDemocratic Socialists“From the emperor's flame ”
7.The Colony of Delta OmegasInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Fornicate & Savor”
8.The Corporate Republic of North LauchyperpsonityCorporate Bordello“Capital is Freedom, Without Freedom We Die!”
9.The Republic of Atlantis ConfederationNew York Times Democracy“By The People For The People”
10.The Queendom of ImkitopiaNew York Times Democracy“Decus omne Regina!”
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