The Most Influential in the South Pacific
World Census experts spent many evenings loitering in the corridors of power in order to determine which nations were the greatest international diplomacy heavyweights.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The GEQPL of PenguinPies | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Penguins are good. Pies are better. Both are amazing!” | |
| 2. |  The United States of America Gone Wrong | Democratic Socialists | “Or is it?” | |
| 3. |  The Federal Republic of Eleuthelrium | Left-Leaning College State | “Equality, Justice, Prosperity” | |
| 4. |  The Drunken Irish Nation of Drugged Monkeys | Democratic Socialists | “Every Broken Enemy Will Know.....” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Saciu | Left-Leaning College State | “Vivana Le Sappoli Mesali” | |
| 6. |  The Democratic Republic of Mapico | Democratic Socialists | “By The People For The People” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Pepoland | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We Will Endure” | |
| 8. |  The Third Empire of Eritria | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Freedom or Death” | |
| 9. |  The Union of Tioloman | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “¡Aguio Tamú!” | |
| 10. |  The Militarist Federation of The Filippinas | Civil Rights Lovefest | “To the Defense of the Nation and the Marshal.” |