The Fattest Citizens in The Sea of Love
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Free Land of The Doobie Brothers | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Jesus Is Just Alright” | |
| 2. |  The Free Land of Night Ranger | New York Times Democracy | “I'm living 25 hours a day” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Pls Love Me | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Why u no love me anymore?” | |
| 4. |  The District of Montrose | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Hey, gurrrl!!” | |
| 5. |  The Community of Benisos | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Liberty and Progress” | |
| 6. |  The Free Land of Pablo Cruise | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Love Will Find a Way” | |
| 7. |  The Irradiated Chairquico of Jefferson Starship | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Carry the Fire” | |
| 8. |  The Land of Crumbaker | Left-wing Utopia | “Faith, Honor, and Peace” | |
| 9. |  The Kingdom of CheeseSnackistan | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Fromage!” | |
| 10. |  The Democratic Republic of Logebakia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Equality Justice Liberty Opportunity” |