The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in The Scandalian Alliance
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Community of Aleshire | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We're here for the beer” | |
| 2. |  The Immortal Empire of Alpanu | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Let the gods avenge themselves” | |
| 3. |  The Constitutional Monarchy of Angleterre | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Dieu et mon droit” | |
| 4. |  The United Kingdoms of Brian Boruma | Iron Fist Consumerists | “I am the King! I am the King!” | |
| 5. |  The Tropical Paradise of Clang Island | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Ngoma lungunda” | |
| 6. |  The Evolutionary Process of Karini | Left-Leaning College State | “Climbing the tree of life.” | |
| 7. |  The Grumpy Old Men of Landigo Acres | Democratic Socialists | “Never happy unless complaining” | |
| 8. |  The Sultanate of Nothalfbadistan | New York Times Democracy | “Meh” | |
| 9. |  The Nomadic Space Rock of Oumuamua | Father Knows Best State | “You are not alone.” | |
| 10. |  The People's Republic of Popofor | New York Times Democracy | “I have something for you, and you...and you too!” |