The Smartest Citizens in The Satellite of Love

The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.

As a region, The Satellite of Love is ranked 577th in the world for Smartest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Artoonian Empire of ArtooniaAnarchy“Artuanoj Iras La Domo”
2.The Last Kiss of Frels FreuFather Knows Best State“Love Conquers All”
3.The OMG it's so humid of Frizzed out HairIron Fist Consumerists“Brown hair, amazing brains, and a plucky smile”