The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in The Sands
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The AWOL Soldiers of Lyrical Gambling Brigade | Left-wing Utopia | “Just one more deal...” | |
| 2. |  The Sentai Team of PR Turbo | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Shift into turbo!” | |
| 3. |  The Croupier of The Sands Casino | Mother Knows Best State | “Place your bets, please” |